Tiger Wasteland

Sorry I haven't been posting every day lately.

Blame it on the Lazy Dayz of Summer....

Or that the whole other side of the world is in disarray....

Either way..... I just say Blah-blah-blah.....

What do you think about the whole situation?

Thought so!!

Hubba, hubba!

Just because!

Ralph Reed, the poster boy for Republican corruption (tied to the Abramoff lobbying scandal) went down in defeat in the Repug primary for Lt. Governor tonight in the primaries.

Thank my lucky stars that I will not have to put up with his crap being our Lt. Governor.

And it looks like Cynthia McKinney will face a runoff for the 4th Congressional District Democratic primary. On a side note, Cindy Sheehan was at McKinney's political rally tonight speaking highly about her outspokenness, even in controversy.

Wow, Georgia politics is shaping up to be a precursor to the '06 November elections.

We will be watching closely!

It's still summertime, you know!

And it's so hot here in the deep South!!

(Note: I am an awards show and sports junkie. So I just had to!)

Wow, I didn't know Lance Armstrong was a comedian. But it seems he has a gay crush on Jake Gyllenhaal. He sure is paying him lots of attention.

Ms. Jackson is still Nasty and looking fabulous. Congrats to Vince Young for winning that award.

Keifer sure is short standing next to Venus Williams. Maybe she is wearing 6 inch heels! Congrats to Saun Alexander for winning (even though he is an ex-Bama player and us Auburn fans hate them so much).

There are lots of Hollywood Hunks in the audience, so I guess everyone now knows my true motive for watching, huh?

Matthew McConaughey is there looking fine. He and Lance are good friends and I heard he was hanging out in Lance's dressing room making margaritas. I would so love to "hang out" with him.

Damn, the flying tomato, Sean White got cheated out of his award.

Matthew came out for a Katrina tribute looking fine in his jeans and open collared shirt. He made me cry with the story of the New Orleans high school basketball team that won the state tournament. I'm a wimp for a feel good story.

Dammit! Another Bama player won another damn award. Tyrone Prothro with his g;ynastic touchdown catch. Can you tell how much I despise Bama? Yeah, it was a pretty good catch so I will give him that.

Rumor has it that Auburn's Coach Tub is in the audience but I haven't seen him yet.

Sean White had an erection standing next to Carmen Electra giving out the award for best female athlete. He was beside himself. Hell, if I were straight I would have been the same way. She is on my top 5 female list. Yeah, I do have one!

Boy are they promoting that silly new Will Farrell movie, Talladega Nights: The legend of Ricky Bobby. They filmed that at Talladega Speedway which was only 15 miles from where I grew up.

Ashley Judd looked like a desperate housewife in that ugly blue dress. She usually looks fabulous. But I did hear that she is recovering from depression so maybe she didn't feel like dressing up tonight. I am so bad.

Now I feel bad! Ashley is giving a presentation about women's rights under the Taliban.

Okay, I cried again when the two Afghani girls accepted the Arthur Ashe award. Seems they play soccer and they have to play behind an army base fence for their own safety.

Yay, Mariah is going to give the Best Male Athlete award. She looks great in that hot pink dress. Congrats Lance for winning for the 4th time.

Danica Patrick looked like a girly girl in that hot dress. Best game was the Rose Bowl. Yay for College Football. Matt Leinart looked hot tonight!

Jake G is giving away one of the last awards for Best Moment. I would have to nominate his kiss with Heath, but that's not a sport. OR IS IT? He is still smokin' HOT! And he sounded so soft spoken and sensitive. I want him to be my new boyfriend now. Sigh!

And guess what, I am crying again because the autistic kid won for shooting those baskets to win his junior high basketball game. Yeah, that was Best Moment.

Why am I so sensitive tonight. Must be my period!!

What a finish! Greg Kinnear and Mark Wahlberg giving away the award for best team. The Pittsburgh Steelers and they were reunited with Big Ben who just recovered from his motorcycle accident. That was a show, kids! And that is why I watch every year. It's better entertainment than most all other awards shows........

Is he not the cutest? And look at those G I Joe lines......mmmm!

(also borrowed from Donnie, who's taking a little break!)

What a wanker!! Tucker Carlson, gimme a break and quit your whining!

Seems Mr. Bowtie (fired from CNN) is now jealous of MR. Cooper:

(from the Huffington Post)

Tucker also had choice words for CNN golden boy Anderson Cooper, who recently interviewed Dave Chappelle (and Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, and of course Angelina Jolie). Said Tucker: "There's nothing wrong with interviewing Dave Chappelle. There's nothing wrong with being the modern reincarnation of you know some hard bitten news man of the '40's, right, Ed Murrow, but it's impossible to be both at the same time. So you're either Ed Murrow or you're Pat O'Brien from 'The Insider.' Pick one." (Except for the fact that Murrow often did celebrity interviews, which means that Anderson gets to be Ed Murrow AND Pat O'Brien, or maybe Billy Bush.)

LOL!

I would have loved to see Tucker Carlson riding out Katrina in New Orleans with Andy Coop. Maybe then his time on the tube would have made a man out of the bowtied boy wonder. Ya' think? Nah, me either!!

You are just jealous now because the dashing Anderson is now CNN's golden boy and you still wear that stupid bowtie. Gimme a friggin' break! Whiny butt!!

When the hell did Bombay (India) become Mumbai?

Honestly, I keep up with current events and geography is my favorite Jeopardy category!

I must learn more about this, because I didn't get the MEMO.

Did anyone else see "Law & Order: SVU" tonight?

I know it was a rerun, but I missed it earlier.

It had everything: Child abduction, Katrina Refugees, Anthrax poisoning, Government coverups, Whistleblowers and Reporters going to jail.

I was exhausted watching it (and looking over my shoulder the whole time)!

Tonight's Candy is the Birthday Present that I promised to Donnie at Fresh 'n Tasty. Happy Birthday, my new friend..

Update: After further and closer inspection of those ab muscles, the top 4-pack looks a bit like twin va-jay-jays!

Happy Birthday, Bitch!! (Now that was fresh 'n tasty!!)

This guy is going to be my new boyfriend. (In my dreams, anyway!)

Sorry guys and dolls. I am still on vacation!

Come back next week. Mwah!

Thanks to Donnie over at Fresh 'n Tasty for this tasty morsel of Vacation Candy!

You guys (and girls) know how I love my "wet" men! Mwah!

Just Zack and I got a special invitation to a party in Sandy Springs last Sunday after the Pride celebration and so we ventured down today.

We had a most, excellent time!

Didn't We, Zack?

Damn, That we did uncle-T... Somewhere in between the captian n' coke and the mudslides and the simple fact that i was the only straight guy in an entire house of gay guys... It was a blast! Even tho they give me alot of crap for not liking boys. But ive come to a revelation, Me being the only straight man at the party is going to be a common occurance as long as i hang with you and your 'guy friends.'... and thats ok. ill just bring a female next time and just wierd/gross the hell outta all of them! lol. The whole day was definitely another culturing expirience on my laundry list of many. Another great day in a very relaxing weekend... i give it a 10.

The above was the actual non-filtered response to my question......