Tiger Wasteland

And then it becomes "Thelma and Louise" and morphs into "Grey's Anatomy".

(Editor's Note: The following is a brief synopsis of the past weekend. Some blanks are still left to be filled in by my loyal readers if they can convince the perpetrators to confess. )

Where do I begin?

Come look at my day and night HERE! And then come back for the story!

It all started with a simple invitation. Josie (aka Lady J) got us gratis tickets to go see the Georgia Force AFL game. Our friend Master P is a player on this year's squad. Last year he was on our own Rome Renegades squad and he got moved up to the big league. So we keep in touch. (He loves Sis's cooking!!)

So off we go to Hotlanta for the game. It was Sis, Bro-In-Law, Just Zack, Blondie, Josie and I. The tickets were in the private club section of Philips Arena and we started feeling a little bit special. They were friggin good seats down close to the action with the private bar above our seats that we visited quite frequently. (Shhh!)

Josie had the camera and I made her use it. I spotted some man meat on the football field. (Hello, I am still a gay football fan!) So we sat there and I made her take pics of my two favorite candy men. Number 93 was OMG! He had the cutest butt and thighs and arms and everything. And Number 81, a receiver was a close second. I hope the pics turned out well! They did (see below).

After the game, the party split up a bit:

Just Zack had to leave before the game was over because he had to go wait on the hotty toddy people that frequent his restaurant and tip him exhorbitantly (he wishes).

Sis and Bro-In-Law left to go and connect with The Good Doctor and his lovely wife because they had been invited to a special VIP party that we weren't privy to.

After the game, we met up at the VIP party goer's Hotel to kill some time and help them get ready. That would explain all the pics with the hair accessories. Those girls need their gay approval before going out. God knows their husbands are no help AT ALL! They just want to hug and kiss Blondie. (Busted!)

So it was Josie, Blondie and I left to entertain ourselves. I suggested we all go the gay bars and they immediately started panting like Geena Davis just saw Brad Pitt in his jeans looking really cute begging Susan Sarandon to pick him up and take him to the cheap motel so he could show Geena his best gun draw with a blowdryer. I was living the movie!!! Seriously!!

So we went to Barkhard's. It is one of my favorite places and it has a flawless patio. And that's where we ended up. And while we (Josie, Blondie and I ) were there, Just Zack called after work and wanted to join us. Seriously!!

(Here's where we went all shoot 'em up and blow 'em up on the rude trucker dude with the bad playboy bunny mud flaps.)

It seems that Just Zack got there without his ID. So we had to come up with a plan to get him in the gay bar. There was the door quy in the dark parking lot checking ID's. We met some guys there who were ready to help with our devious plot (especially after they met us). They alerted us about a possible scenario involving entering through the back patio fence emergency exit that had an alarm that most people ignored.

The plan sprang into action. He called when he was in the parking lot and Blondie went to the patio. Josie and I were just waiting for something to happen. They opened the patio door and got busted. The alarm went off and everybody at the front door (the one's checking ID's all came running around to the back.) Just Zack just walked right in the front door with our new friend while they were checking out the breach of security in the perimeter. It was friggin priceless. Gotta love Security. If we could pull this off, just imagine the possibilities. Seriously!!

He gets in and finds me and he looks down at his black Armani shirt, and asks, "Is this gay enough?"

I ask, " How the hell did you get him in?"

The new friend says, " We just pulled a Thelma and Louise."

And I knew I was in a gay bar. And it felt good. And it felt comfortable. And I had my favorite people with me. My nephew. My good friends, Josie and Blondie.

And then the show started. There comes a time at the beginning of all drag shows where they start testing the audience. You know! They are getting ready to decide it if it is a hostile or friendly crowd and they ask for any straight drag show virgins. Yep! I raised my hand and pointed to Just Zack and Blondie and they got pulled to the stage. You wil l have to view the pictures below to get the idea.

My nephew thought enough to kiss me on the cheek! (see pic) He said it was the best fun ever. (Thinking to myself: raising a more tolerant youth!)

And oh yeah, we met a HOT GUY! His name was Galen and he was straight. (see pics) He's the one that is in all the pics with all of us. And he was nice too!

And all was right in the world.

Until it came time to drive home to Rome. Seriously!!

Come look at my day and night HERE!

Aren't you jealous?

You should be!!

PS: Yep it is Sunday Night and I watch too much "Grey's Anatomy". LOL

PSS: I had a man crush on the guy in the red T Shirt that read "I love my Body" . He was a cutie!